I Tried Kylie Jenner's Favorite 28 -Day Teatox And Lost 15 Pounds
Hi, my name is Katie and I’m a pretty average human being.
Carbs are my religion and smeared eyeliner is an example of my usual aesthetic. Onetime, I woke up with an entire pizza in my handbag. It was pepperoni, so that was cool.
To put things simply, I’m one of those girls who’s single and no one wonders why. It’s only a well-known fact I’d rather be making love to a hot plate of lasagna than a man who’s probably shorter than me.
Oh, I’m also the Entertainment Writer at Elite Daily. So that entails I constantly get to cover groundbreaking news about my girlKylie Jenner( perhaps you’ve heard of her ??).
Kylie’s life is anything but average. The daughter can sneeze into a tissue and it’ll have more worth than my entire life.
I’m basically Kylie Jenner’s doppelgnger if Kylie Jenner ate 68,483, 234 extra calories a day and then got hit by a bus. Yeah, then we’d seem identical.
I also went to college for four years, AKA I expended 1,460 days drunk feeing nachos and those “just add water” Easy Mac cups. My mama bought me an entire stock of them from Costco when I was a freshman and the latter are run within a week.
If I’m being completely honest( the Internet is a safe space, right ?!), I gained some serious weight during my undergrad experience.
It only didn’t appeal to me to sustain a healthy lifestyle when I knew I had 24/7 access to dining halls with endless cookies, bagels and chips. AND they had self-serve ice cream. Ice cream is the best.
But now I have a full-time task, so the style I feed and drink has~ drastically~ changed.
I’ve naturally reduced my calorie intake over the past year because now I have to buy my own alcohol instead of stealing it from frats. I also have to cook my own meals instead of joining clubs to get free samples at the bake sale.
Over the past couple of months, I decided it’s time toget my high school body back. It’s the only style to attain every son who’s ever repudiated me realise he made a mistake and I’m perfect( I’m kidding, roast me ).
To help me on my mission, I decided to try Kylie Jenner’s favorite 28 -day teatoxbecause, IDK, why the F not?
Kylie always posts photos with Fit Tea and claims it does wonders, so I decided to buy a pouch and test it out for myself. What’s the worst that could happen? I become uglier?( Hahahha, I’m weeping inside .)
Kylie Jenner’s favorite teatox actually runs, you guys, and I’m here to tell my story.
About a month ago, I bought the 28 Day Fit Tea Detox . All you have to do is drink one cup of tea every morning with or without breakfast or right before a workout. IT’S THAT SIMPLE.
Here’s an artsy pic of my sausage fingers showing off the goods.
For the most part, I drank the tea every morning. Every so often I would forget and “re going to have to” beverage it before a workout, but I decided to leave the containers on my desk at work and make a cup right after breakfast.
I tweeted at Kylie a lot to maintain her updated on my journey.
hey @KylieJenner I only bought @FitTea how many days will it take me to lose 45 pounds ?????? Just had my first sip, I feel like a butterfly
— Katie Corvino (@ kTc0rvin 0) April 4, 2016
Hey @KylieJenner I am on day 2 of ur @FitTea detox! can I only cut myself in half with a knife to speed up the fat burning process haha lmk
— Katie Corvino (@ kTc0rvin 0) April 5, 2016
She never tweeted back, but I know she was rooting for me.
Hey @KylieJenner does @FitTea still work if u put the teabag in vodka ???? tryna turn up& lose weight haha multitasking am I right
— Katie Corvino (@ kTc0rvin 0) April 11, 2016
Here’s the thing about a teatox diet: You can’t only drink a cup of tea every day and still stuff your face with pizza. It doesn’t cancel out calories, it only helps you burn extra. I had to cut out a lot of bread from my diet in order to shed the pounds.
Here are some foods I thought about every time I operate on the treadmill because I didn’t eat them for the entire month: fettuccine alfredo, Cool Ranch Doritos, Boston cream pie, German chocolate cake, a block of cheddar cheese.
Dieting is hard work, but it was essential for me to stop feeing like awhale.
when ur on a diet everything looks good 2 feed. gimme that expired candy& uncooked meat, wut do u think timber tastes like, let me bite ur arm
— Katie Corvino (@ kTc0rvin 0) March 25, 2016
I also had to exercising, which I haven’t done in a while. Teatoxing is great for people who are eating right and exercising regularlybut only want an extra boost.
It definitely helped me feel energized and got my metabolism going. I could feel the fat burning off my body. I was shedding layers like a snake.
This is what I look like at the gym. Bye bye, blubber. It’s summertime.
I wasn’t crazy about checking the scale, which was a good thing. I actually didn’t expect to have such successful results, so I merely checked my weight once every week.
When my 28 days were over, I stepped on the scale and was agreeably astounded to be determined I lost 15 pounds.
I also got butt naked every time I stood on the scale and merely weighed myself in the morning( before feeing anything) so I could get the ABSOLUTE LOWEST number. I’m assured that played a part.
KYLIE, ARE YOU PROUD OF ME? THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!
Hey @KylieJenner ur @FitTea detox is building me so skinny I’m basically invisible !! is that why boys ignore me haha person date me plz
— Katie Corvino (@ kTc0rvin 0) April 14, 2016
Going on a teatox changed my life. Yesterday, a man stopped me on the street to tell me my shoe was untied. Today, some guy held the door open for me at Starbucks.
I even got a solid 32 likes on one of my Instagrams without having to likeit from my fake account. I also went down a couple of jean sizes, so that’s pretty sweet.
It’s best to remember that results can be different for everybody. One of my co-workers went on a tea cleanseand it was the worst experience of her life. I guess I just got lucky.
Thanks, Kylie Jenner, you’re the real MVP of this story.
As a disclaimer, I’m not a doctor or a dietitian or a nutritionist or even a properly functioning human being.
I have no idea how weight loss ordiets work, I’m just trying to get a match on Tinder.