‘ I wanted a truncheon in my pants ‘: the rise of the penis extension

' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension

More and more men are opting for surgical penis expansion. Is it a confidence boost, or a con?

' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension

It has been more than a year since the operation, but Alistair is still furious about research results.” I paid PS8, 000 and they mutilated me ,” he says.” It was butchery. My partner said it looked like a war meander. My erection is basically ruined .”

In July 2017, the 55 -year-old decorator, from London, became one of a growing number of British men to have a surgical penis enlargement. Talk of improvement was once the conserve of promotional spam mail for bizarre-looking pills and pumps; now, it is serious clinical business. British clinics, which have taken consultancy rooms in Harley Street and in UK cities including Manchester, Sheffield, Birmingham and Leeds, report record numbers of patients calling on their services. One practise, the London Centre for Aesthetic Surgery, has gone from performing a handful of penis procedures annually when it opened in 1990 to more than 250 in 2017. Between 2013 and 2017, members of the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery carried out 45,604 penis enhancements worldwide. Previous numbers are unknown; the procedure was considered such a minority concern that it wasn’t included in surveys. This increase in demand apparently caters to a growing nervousnes about penis sizing, but it is by no means a risk-free procedure. For Alistair, dream of a larger penis were overtaken by infections, lumps and an erection that no longer rises above a 45 -degree angle. And “hes not” alone. In recent years, the General Medical Council has recorded narratives of” wonky penises” and erectile dysfunction following surgery. In Stockholm, last summer, a 30 -year-old man died after suffering a cardiac arrest following an operation to enlarge his penis.


At his Harley Street clinic, Dr Roberto Viel is explaining how a typical expansion runs. First, surgeons sever the organ’s suspensory ligament, causing it to hang an inch or two lower, giving the impression of extra duration. They then extract fat from the patient’s belly and inject it into the penis rod, increasing circumference by around two inches. Erect, it’s worth noting, it remains approximately the same size, suggesting the motives for many humen are not necessarily to enhance either their- or a partner’s- sex experience.

The procedure, which can cost more than PS5, 000, lasts a little over an hour, but causes enough residual discomfort that doctors recommend patients take a week off run. The penis remains bandaged for 10 days. Sex is off the cards for a month. Erecting suppressants are prescribed to avoid sews being ripped open.

” Operations are very safe ,” says Viel, who founded the London Centre for Aesthetic Surgery with his twin brother Maurizio.” Perhaps 95% of our patients are very happy. Where they are not, it is often to do with expectations. Some men want 10 inches when nature gave them four or five. I have to say, gently,’ This is not possible. I am not a miracle worker .'”

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Photograph: Ilka& Franz for the Guardian

William O’Connor, a 38 -year-old mechanic from Northampton, is one of his satisfied clients- and it’s easy to understand why. Think of a large can of aerosol deodorant and you have, approximately enough, his new dimensions.” There was one woman who took one look at it and simply went,’ That thing is coming nowhere near me ,'” he says.” But mostly it goes down are you all right. I’ve seen a lot of eyes light up .”

Though liberally endowed by nature and confident enough in his body to have appeared in some adult films in his 20 s, O’Connor decided to enhance his girth in 2013.” It was just something I fancied ,” he says with a shrug.” Some men have hair grafts or belly tucks. I wanted a truncheon in my pants. My whole life I’ve enjoyed impressing girls; this was just an extension of that. You could call it a gentlemanly thing to do .”

O’Connor says he had no fears beforehand (” My main fret was having the anaesthetic- I’m scared of needles “) and no sadness afterwards. The ache was manageable and there were no complications. He views the procedure as akin to working out.” I’m not preoccupied by my body- I have too many other things going on in my life ,” O’Connor says.” But I’m proud of it and I like that it’s in good shape- every part of it .”

The surgery should have no impact on fertility; O’Connor has since married and parent two children( he also has four from a previous relationship ).” I satisfied her after the op, but she was a family friend and knew I’d had it done. I’ve never asked if it was a plus point .”


Amr Raheem is an andrology expert( entailing his focus is on medication relating to humen) at University College London Hospitals, as well as a surgeon at International Andrology, a private clinic in the capital city. Over the past 15 years, he has carried out more than 250 expansions.” “There hasnt” typical patient ,” Raheem says.” All professions, all ethnicities, married, single, homosexual, straight, rich, poor. It’s across the board. And all ages. I’ve worked on men in their 60 s- I don’t know if they go out and use it afterwards. Early 20 s, I won’t do. These are still boys. They must get to know it before they change it .”

Patients come in all shapes and sizes:” I’ve had men who are already large enough. I had one say he wanted to be like a milk bottle. Impossible .”

If there is one unifying factor, it is a lack of confidence about what nature has provided. The average duration of a British penis is, according to a 2016 King’s College London study, 5.16 in erect and 3.67 in flaccid. Only 0. 14% of men have what one University of California study defined as a “micropenis”- that is, less than 2.5 inches when erect. Nonetheless, study after study shows discontent remains widespread among men.

” These are the men who come to us ,” Raheem says.” They are not necessarily small, but they want to feel more confident. In front of women, yes, but in front of other humen, too, down the gym, that sort of thing .”

Many of his patients, he adds, have previously” avoided sex or situations where they would be uncovered, out of shame. So this stimulates them happier .”

Not all operations leave happy clients- infections and scarring are both potential side-effects (” This is the same as an operation of any kind ,” Viel says ). Some men report a decline in angle after the suspensory ligament is cut, but according to David Ralph, a professor of urology at UCL,” By and big, patients don’t complain about that. The operation doesn’t change the erect duration at all- this to be for men who have anxiety about how they look in the changing rooms. The average increase in sizing is 1.3 cm, less than the diameter of a 1p coin. In my clinics, I prove patients one of these and ask if they still think it is worth it. Less than 5% decide to, and of those who do, the gratification rate is merely 20% .”

Occasionally, the cut ligament leaves genitals lopsided when flaccid, and pointing off to the left or right when erect, as Francis Tilley, director of London clinic Androfill, explains.” Ligaments are there for a reason ,” he says.” If “youre starting” cutting at them, the stability of the penis will be reduced: the erection will be lower and less straight-out .” Tilley’s practice offers the operation, but its website clearly identifies it as high risk.

One Stockport-based surgeon, Ravi Kant Agarwal, was struck off( though afterward allowed to practise again) after botching two procedures. One of his patients, the General Medical Council heard, was left with a penis” bent like a boomerang “. Agarwal was criticised for failing to explain potential complications and misleading patients about the possible outcome, as well as for not having anaesthetic backup during the operations.

Alistair decided to have the operation after 40 years of anxiety.” I played Sunday football and dreaded the changing rooms ,” he says.” It’s not so much the length as how thin and scrawny it was .”

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Photograph: Ilka& Franz for the Guardian

He married, had children and learned to live with his unease. Then, four years ago, after separating from his wife, he asked a new partner how he measured up to her ex-husband.” It was a stupid question ,” Alistair acknowledges.” It’s pathetic that I cared at my age- but I did. To start with she told me it was fine, but I maintained pushing and, eventually, she simply told me: his was bigger .”

Alistair took out a PS5, 000 loan to add to PS3, 000 of savings, and paid to go under the knife.( Surgery is difficult to obtain on the NHS, though it can be offered for psychological reasons, or to correct a true micropenis .)” It was the worst thing I’ve ever done ,” he says.” The ache afterwards … I couldn’t sit, I couldn’t stand. It was beyond anything they told me to expect. The wound got infected, and when they “ve been given” antibiotics, it kept oozing pus. The scarring has barely faded even now .” He says the fat injection became lumpy, while his erecting no longer stands straight.” It simply doesn’t look right. It’s deformed .”

Not long after the operation, he and his partner- who had repeatedly insisted he should not have it done- split up. As we speak, he is preparing for one of his first dates since their separation.” I’m already worried about what she might think if we get intimate ,” he admits.


Thomas Modecai, 37, a teacher from Crewe, has struggled with the size of his penis for most of their own lives.” When I was 14, I shot up to 6ft but my penis stayed the same ,” he says.” I felt like a man with a child’s penis. And it’s affected everything: my relationships, my confidence, even my desire to have children. I worried they might have the same issue .”

The only person who has ever seen him without clothes is his wife.” But even with her- we’ve been married 14 years- I was still anxious .”

After being dismissed twice by physicians (” One said,’ Don’t worry about your penis, but you’re overweight ‘”), Modecai contacted Andrology International and, in August last year, paid PS6, 800 for a length and girth boost.

” My spouse didn’t like the idea ,” he says.” But this had been bothering me for 20 years. I’d already tried pills and potions- useless stuff you ensure advertised in spam- and I was depleted. I needed it fixing .”

Since the surgery, he has felt happier and more confident.” I’m not exactly skipping round the house naked but, you know, maybe once I lose that weight ,” he says.” And we’re now thinking about children .”

I ask for his pre-op dimensions. He doesn’t want his exact measurements reported, but they are surprising: while flaccid, he was smaller than most men; erect, his penis grew significantly. Modecai, it seems, experienced two decades of stress despite the fact that, fully widened, he was bigger than the UK average. This apparent contradiction does not astound Angela Gregory, a psychosexual therapist based at Nottingham University Hospitals NHS Trust.” Penis enlargements can be about a lot of things ,” she says.” But the amount of anxiety a man experiences rarely, in my experience, correlates with his actual sizing .”

The sheer symbolism of what’s in a man’s gasps may be a factor. As Harrison Pope and Katharine Phillips write in their book on male body obsessions, The Adonis Complex, genitals have been equated with” virility, procreative potency, and power” throughout history. This has been compounded by an apparent rise in general masculine vanity. Figures from the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons indicate the total number of male procedures doubled between 2005 and 2015, with breast reduction, rhinoplasty and neck lifts especially popular. For those in need of rejuvenation, surgery is cheaper and more easily available than ever.

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Eric Bell, 68, is preparing for his third enlargement:’ It builds me happy knowing I have something eye-opening down there .’ Photograph: Richard Baybutt

Furthermore, Gregory highlightings two other recent developments: the proliferation of pornography and the rise of TV indicates where brutal physical objectification has become, for the first time, an equal-opportunities phenomenon.

” Young men generally become preoccupied with the size of their genitals when they compare with others ,” she says.” Historically, this was limited to changing rooms or the odd top-shelf magazine. But now there is this almost routine exposure to porn via smartphones. And that is creating a generation of men whose expectations of what they should look like are altogether unattainable .”

Added to that, she says, is the popularity of proves such as Love Island where objectification comes as standard. In the summer of 2017, one male contestant was described as having” a penis like a baseball bat “; it was, unequivocally, a compliment. None of this objectification is new, of course: it’s just new for men.” But that doesn’t lessen the effects ,” Gregory says.” For the individual who is going through the trauma of fearing his penis is too small, this is still devastating .”

All this might be leading to more than simple image anxiety; some have pointed to a new mental-health issue they word penile dysmorphic ailment.” It is a minority of men- and we don’t know how many- but it surely exists and it’s as damaging as any other body dysmorphia ,” says Professor David Veale, of King’s College London, an authority on health anxieties.” These humen might seek out surgery, and for a few months they will be happy with the results. But then the same nervousness reappear. So, they seek out farther surgery. It becomes a circle. But you cannot maintain making your penis bigger. This necessitates therapy .”

Largely, he says, these cases remain undisclosed.” Those who suffer don’t necessarily realise themselves, and rarely acknowledge it. It is an invisible illness .”

So how can we be sure it really exists?” Because the number of men trying surgery, or the growth of this strange industry selling pills and other so-called enlargement remedies, these numbers do not map up with the numbers of men who actually have a significantly smaller penis than average ,” Veale says.” So, these men are worrying about- and seeking solutions for- a problem they do not have .”

Veale’s theory chimes with the experience of a retired sales director I fulfill in a drab Sheffield consultancy room. A lifelong bachelor, Eric Bell, 68, is charming and well-dressed, if, with a beard tinted blue, a touch eccentric. He is also preparing for his third penis expansion- an operation that, judging from the sizeable member already between his legs, is unnecessary.” I’d just like it a bit fatter here ,” he explains, circling thumb and middle finger around the top of his rod.” I’m single, but it attains me happy knowing I have something eye-opening down there .” We spend five minutes discussing the merits of this before he asks his own question:” Can I put it away now ?”

Bell says he had his first enlargement in 2015, a year after suffering the trauma of two brothers drowning in York’s River Foss.” I suffered severe depression ,” he says.

Are the two things linked? “Possibly,” he says.” I don’t know. I don’t think about it .”

Bell is a patient at Moorgate Aesthetics, which has head offices in Doncaster. When I ask managing director David Mills if this may be one client who doesn’t need any more girth, he waves away the concern. Bell, he says, knows his own mind, and has passed a psychological evaluation. The operation goes ahead.

This evaluation is something all clinics I speak to insist on. It involves a patient meeting with a surgeon or psychologist to have their general mental wellbeing assessed. If there is any hint of underlying fears, problems or mental health issues, the operation does not go ahead. But, given that such a repudiation would entail clinics losing PS5, 000 a pop, one does wonder how rigorous these assessments are. Is the entire industry merely profiting off insecurity bordering on dysmorphia?

Dr Roberto Viel supposes not.” I tell my patients we can give you a bigger penis, but we cannot construct you happy ,” he says.” You must be happy first, in your heart and head. If not, this operation is not for you. All it would mean is you are still unhappy – you just have a slightly bigger penis .”

Professor Ralph at UCL believes that some clinics are feeding patients’ unrealistic expectations.” Initially, they don’t see physicians, they watch sales people. It’s a hard sell:’ We can get you an extra inch or two .’ I’ve been practising in the NHS for 30 years: if it was that easy to increase the length of a normal penis, I’d be in the Mediterranean on my cruise liner now .”

Ralph thinks that” penile stretchers”, marketed for the purposes of the name Andropenis, can be just as effective; but few men are prepared to build the commitment of wearing a traction device for six hours a day for six months. He also points out that, for men with an unhealthy BMI, weight loss can be enough to stimulate the penis appear bigger.

In a last brief conversation with Alistair, he asks if I would ever consider going for the purposes of the knife. I tell him I’ve seen such a bewildering array of shapes and sizes over the past few weeks, I don’t even know what normal is any more. If it does the job nature intended, I say, that should be enough. For many humen wanting an enlargement, it’s probably not so much about what’s in their pants as what, somewhere along the way, has got into their intellects- and that can’t be fixed by a fat injection and a severed ligament.

Alistair thinks about this and appears to agree:” Once it’s in your head, it’s difficult to let it go- even after you’ve had surgery .”

* Alistair’s name has been changed.

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' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension
' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension
' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension
' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension
' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension

' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension

' I Wanted A Truncheon In My Pants ': The Rise Of The Penis Extension

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