Ooh, Have You Assured The Nation Of Kim Kardashian's Kitchen?

Ms K has been at it again, promoting a diet beverage with a kitchen selfie in her undies. Is the whole business a bit grubby?

Behold. Kim Kardashian promoting a diet shake she’s apparently utilizing, and wearing a seem that says:” My surrogate is due to give birth any day now .”

Like many nesting content providers, Kim has been artfully caught in the act of eating a weight-loss aid while clothed in simply a cropped top and a thong. Quite why she’s doing it in the back of your local kebab store is unclear- but we may not get an answer on that just yet. They do have to keep some plotlines back for Maintaining Up With the Kardashians.

Whatever the explain, you’ll be pleased to discover that the attention lavished upon the photo has centred almost entirely on the kitchen. Specifically, how grubby it seems. And bravo to all involved in this line of investigation. Faced with one version of physical perfection, there is something brilliantly heroic about ignoring it altogether in favour of building madly disparaging remarks about kitchen hygiene.

” Ooh, did you see that Kim Kardashian’s countertops? Ooh, they’re no better than they should be, are they? Ooh, imagination all that stainless steel and still not able to clean it- she should try the tiles we inherited. It’s been six years since we had the grouting redone and you could still eat your dinner off them. As for that floor, ooh- I wouldn’t risk it without verruca socks, quite frankly …”

Ah, well. You can’t have it all. And without doubt Kim will have a chance to give the kitchen a proper going-over with the Cillit Bang before the new arrival’s bottles and whatnot start their relentless land grab.

Ooh, have you assured the nation of Kim Kardashian’s kitchen?

Ooh, Have You Assured The Nation Of Kim Kardashian's Kitchen?

Ooh, Have You Assured The Nation Of Kim Kardashian's Kitchen?

Ooh, Have You Assured The Nation Of Kim Kardashian's Kitchen?

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