'Teen Mom' Accused Of Giving Kid Weight-Loss Tea After Halloween Candy Binge

Just because Farrah Abraham rose to notoriety as the states members of the Teen Mom crew doesnt mean she wont be find traditional maternal values, like dedicating her daughter a weight complex at an impossibly young age.

A major part of the mother/ daughter experience for many is toeing that line between loving your mom more than any other human being on Earthand dreading the moment she finds a McDonalds receipt in the pocket of your pullover.

Sophia Abraham may already be familiar with this dance, evidenced by a post-Halloween Instagram from Momma Farrah in which the duo enjoyed some Flat Tummy Tea after all that candy.

Fans online instantly agreed no 7-year-old needs laxative tea( especially one withclaims that have yet to be evaluated by the FDA ), or dieting techniques of any kind, after a routine Halloween candy binge.

Farrah followed up with Us Weekly, insisting Sophia was drinking strawberry milk , not slimming tea, in the photo.

She told the site,

She has strawberry milk and I have my tea She wanted to take a pic like that, so no, my daughter does not have tea in her cup.

If this is at all true, it means we were all only sheepdogged back into the Farrah carnival of trolling for press, and I say this realizing I am fully part of the problem.

Still, if letting the MTV reality star rope us into some Insta-scheme to garner buzz by exploiting her childs well-being entails she wont actually feed Sophia crazydiuretics, perhaps we should let her.

These are our alternatives, America. We built this sad labyrinth of never-endingabsurdities and we will stay here until we either die of boredom or at the hands of the minotaur who lives in the center of the maze and wears Ryan Seacrests face.

Your choice.

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'Teen Mom' Accused Of Giving Kid Weight-Loss Tea After Halloween Candy Binge
'Teen Mom' Accused Of Giving Kid Weight-Loss Tea After Halloween Candy Binge
'Teen Mom' Accused Of Giving Kid Weight-Loss Tea After Halloween Candy Binge
'Teen Mom' Accused Of Giving Kid Weight-Loss Tea After Halloween Candy Binge
'Teen Mom' Accused Of Giving Kid Weight-Loss Tea After Halloween Candy Binge