If you havent already violate your New Years resolution, or are a fucking reasonable person and didnt make one at all but still want to lose three pounds, you should probably try the greatest cleanse ever invented: The Taco Cleanse.

Sure, most cleanses are complete garbage and starve your body of nutrients while attaining you lose water weight and no actual fat. But this vegan all-taco diet doesnt audio so terrible.

Instead of drinking fucking gross lemon and cayenne pepper water for a week, you simply eat only vegan tacos every day for all dinners. The writers of the book/ cleanse give you the recipes for how you go about achieving taco-weight-loss greatness.

You cant, like, go over book and going to see Taco Bell, Karen. Use some logic, fat ass. Your tacos will probably have to include mostly veggies and other healthy shit.

As if we needed more reasons to brag to our friends that were on a cleanse and also use the taco emoji in the same group chat.